Dear Step Pooper

Dear Step Pooper Owner,

I haven’t played Hop Scotch in years. Thanks to you, I’ve had to re-learn the game as I dodged your dog’s droppings all down the stairs this week. Surely you have noticed that your dog’s gifts have spread as people have walked through them. This has tested my hop scotching skills greatly. It was bad enough that your dog was marking up the stairs with his or her spray in this hundred degree weather. It smells horrid. It’d be nice if your dog could make it just a few feet further to the grassy area all the other dogs go to.

Thanks,

Your Hop Scotching Neighbor

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